Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Hi all. Not much to say this week as Nothing happening gigwise. November is the time of year when you are usually able to go to that party or dinner as you are for once not working when everybody else is going out. Only trouble is you'd better have saved up some readies to keep paying the bills.

    I Have, and have had a few parties. Mainly children and teenagers. Not rent paying money but always fun to play to younger crowds. The children don't have to have had 2+ pints of Stella to get on the floor and the Teenagers always like a bit of Pendulum (drum and bass - Get's your adrenalin going!) or some such heavy stuff you don't always get to play at weddings etc.

    Right now I'm getting constant phone calls from companies that want me to advertise with them. When I tell them I am doing ok already with yell.com and my own search engine optimization techniques plus let's face it, not a bad site as far as customer facilities goes, they tend to give up and in the case of today just slam the phone down without even saying goodbye. Bastards. Some of these companies just don't give you a good service at all. I'm dealing with one at the moment that took a large payment out of my account twice in row for the same thing. If you're running a young small or medium business, my advice is to Google them before agreeing to ANYTHING! I wish I'd thought about that myself a few times. I won't hesitate in the future. If they're in a hurry to sell over the phone, the most likely reason is that they've got some chink in their service that they don't want you to find out about. Seems a bit wary? I speak from experience. Always insist on paying by cheque afterwards instead of giving out your card details. Then the onus is upon them to do their job just like in the old days. if they don't agree, they ain't telling you everything. Drop em without emotion and move on with your unhassled life!

    Have a great week and I'll see you next time.

  2. Hi all, Just a quick one this week. Not a lot happening at this time of the year. I'm getting a steady flow of bookings for weddings next year so the sites doing well I'm glad to say. Lord knows I've put the work in! Slaving over a hot monitor night after night. But if I'm honest I like it. Life is a game after all. You shouldn't take it too seriously. Just play along like a game of whatever with your friends. Do right by people or you'll always feel like shit anyway regardless of how they are. Treat others as you yourself would want to be treated. They call that the "golden rule" in some parts of the world. imagine if everyone lived by that one....Yeah that's right baby....just stop reading this for a minute and sit back in your chair and think what it'd be like....no more traffic wardens, arms dealers, political betrayal, dictators, anti-depressants, foreign call centres and celebrity fitness DVDs.  I'll let you into a secret. If you did just that, (lived by that rule) you won't get even half the crap that bad-arses get in their lives..

    Anyway, all I did this weekend was a children's party in Bognor which wasn't great money or anything but hey...the folks were great, the children were as cute as anyone else's kids always are. And they are! Particularly the little blond girl walking round all night with a dummy in mouth and a floppy teddybear/bunny rabbit thing. I'm a big softy I know but I feel a lot more relaxed with children running round the show than drunk adults lurching around the lighting rig with a full pint of Stella and legs like jelly!  Help!!!! short circuit warning!

    Took Becky to St Martins tea rooms in Chichester today. Oh how I'd love to live in a house like that building. Cosy just doesn't do it justice. Old cottagey place with log fire and beams and all organic menu...We didn't eat there. It's a bit pricey for a week day lunch but if we had a bit to blow we could do a lot worse I'm sure...There I sat in my new jumper which was amazingly warm. All I needed was a pipe and a mortgage....

    This Saturday we're not gigging as things stand. We donated an eye wateringly large amount of our hard-earned to a very good cause indeed and have been rewarded with a night out at a restaurant in Hove with some other mates so that should ease the pressure for an hour or two...

    See you next week and book me! I need to make that money back! (yikes) Have a GREAT week!

    Mike.

  3. Hi There people. Winters drawing in now. love those crisp dark nights and the accompanying fog. Can't wait for next weeks fireworks at Arundel but It's going to be a rush if we're to make it. Got a kids party in Bognor from 5 until 7pm and the fire works start at 7:30pm. Probably arrive just as they're finishing.

    Fridays gig was nice. Played at Westbourne church hall for a 15th party. We had smoke lazors, the lot. Really nice family and guests. Apparently the mother said to her Daughter, You look for the DJ so she did and she said that said she thought my website was much better than the others. Excellent! Now I know my target audience....Just kidding. It's nice when all your hard work get's noticed.

    Saturdays gig was at Arundel town hall and I thought it would be great, but sometime in the last ten years the Environmental health buggers have come along and put a noise limiter in. Being who they are, They set it to about 3 decibels so it was down to "mid level Woolworths home stereo" level for the whole night again. Such a shame. Nice couple. After the first dance people started drifting away into other rooms as the show had no impact at all. Sometimes this job is so soul destroying. You do everything you can on your mixing desk to try and make it sound punchy but the box on the wall keeps flashing red lights at you and you have to turn it down again lest you lose all power to the stage. I know I moan about these devices on a regular basis but that's because they're popping up in more and more venues. I only mention this one in particular, as it's a particularly severely adjusted one.

    Oh well, Can't end on a negative note now can I? Drove over a thousand miles this week and crossed four countries to pick up my lovely partner Becky from Germany, or Bundesrepublik Deutschland as the locals know it! Oh and all we lost from the Peugeot van was a hubcap. Not a bad test for a new second hand van!

    Have a great week. See you next time.