Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Hi folks. Sorry no  time to blog last week. My life is unbelievably busy. I'm taking a week off this week just to get all the stuff done that I want to. Always a bit of a bugger as I don't get any holiday pay so one has to both gamble and prepare. A good analogy for being a small business owner wouldn't you say? Whatever you think, You definitley have to be and optimist.

    Enough of that. If you're planning a wedding next year and don't have £25,000 to spend then think of booking a venue on some other day than Saturday. Most venues seem to have the same rate on Friday as the rest of the week, but if you were to book on a Thursday for example, you may well in these times be able to score a better deal with them.

    One huge, huge word of caution here. DO NOT start the wedding itself too early in the day. By the time your guests (who are still getting out of their work time table) walk onto the dance floor, you want them to be fresh and raring to bust some moves, throw some shapes etc (well "boogie" is so over used isn't it?) and not looking eagerly at the exit and the nice comfortable Vauxhall Vectra " armchair chariot to homeville" through the wondow to the carpark. If you have children attending it just exacerbates the situation. Trust me I've seen it all before. Try and encourage them to sleep late and prepare themselves for it. I party all the time but do your family? They do? What are you a rockstar?? Nice. I can do your party too.

    There are also added benefits of booking on a week day. Not only do you find out which of your friends and relatives are willing to take a day off work to come and celebrate with you - Make that two days, one to recover from the late night shall we say... but also from my point of view, you get to book a profesional DJ who doesn't just do it at the weekend for a "bit of a laugh" The difference in ethics between these two groups though not always prevelant, can sometimes be astounding. You know you've got someone who's serious about (if that could ever be the right word) entertaining if his or her living depends on it. Obviously this isn't gospel but it does make logical sense. I've lost count of times I've been called up to replace hobby deejays who let the customers down at the last minute so they can go and see the Scissor sisters at Wembley or something. I don't always get the gig though as the prices quoted by these guys reflect the seriousness with which they regard the job and when the customer hears the true cost of professionalism it can be hard to take for some.
    I know that last bit sounds commercially, utterly anal but it's actually depressingly regular.

    If you've been following my previous blogs you know you'll want to ask them about their sound policy. Do they have a "noise limiter" in the dance area? Do they, as they did at Cowdray walled garden at Midhurst, come in half way through the gig and tell you to turn it down to the volume of roughly a kitchen radio (Not much of an exaggeration) and stand behind you for the rest of the night to make sure you comply? Does the music have to be turned down for Hotel guests above who don't understand what the word party means? If the answer is yes to any of the above (I know they'll be more cagey about it than I am of course) then you'll have a much better show elswhere no matter which Band or DJ you hire.  Talking of which, make sure they have full insurance and your venue might need them to have portable appliance tested equipment. I have this as standard now. many other deejays say they do but actually they don't. As there's no law requiring it, it's not illegal to print your own labels. My attitude is: although I really don't need it as my equipment gets so much TLC, what the hell, it's tax deductable anyway. Why are you deejays so keen to give it to Alistair Darling instead? Or could it be that your not giving it to him either?

    There are a million different web sites that give you advice
    on how to plan a wedding but I've tried here to give you some expert advice that you probably won't find anywhere else.

    Congratulations on your engagement. Now what are you waiting for? Don't you know what fantastic value for money I am?
  2. Hi all with a midweek addition! I'm starting a campaign for the BBC to do the right thing and for gods sake bring back "Top Of The Pops". This great programme was the background to my youth and being of a youthful disposition I can still recall the excitement and the coming together of all us music fans to see what had made it through to that golden prize sought by every artist/musician/dancer of appearing on the said show. I still recall when I was a keyboard player and then song writer when people used to say: "see you on Top Of The Pops". Sadly, as is mentioned elsewhere on this site, none of the bands I was in ever stayed together long enough for me to have a chance of this even though at least one of them contained some serious talent.
    I always say it's the bands that stay together through thick and thin who are the ones that make it.
    That's all beside the point though. I'm starting this campaign in earnest and I need your support so please go to my facebook group and show your support:  Bring it back now!
    Thanks in advance!
  3. Hi all. Well it's half past one in the morning and I can't wait any longer to write this weeks blog. First of all I'd like to say a big thank you to Hazel and Stewart who really looked after me at the Burley Manor Hotel
    on Thursday night. Check out the video of the first dance. Very well done.
    Here's their testimony:

    Hi Mike
     
    Just like to say thank you for providing the entertainment at our wedding last night.
     
    I know that it was probably a bit of a challenge at times, due both to the lack of attendees, there were quite a few last minute cancellations; and a number of guests abstaining from the alcoholic stuff and therefore not loosening their inhibitions, problems associated with a mid week wedding; however, you managed the playlist exceptionally well and your choice of music made it impossible for the dance floor to remain empty for long.
     
    So, once again, thank you for making our wedding evening a fantastically happy and memorable one, you were simply greaaattttttttt.
     
    Best regards
     
    Stewart and Hazel L***


    Now the rest of the  blog that I wrote, I have deleted, as it was too angry. basically last night (saturday) I was driving the crowd wild with excitement but the venue owner ruined the end half hour by insisting that I turn the volume down to near zero for no valid reason that I was able to determin.

    Never mind
    all that. This afternoon I helped my mate Tim from Atlantic sound   set up for the Bognor illuminations. This is a large procession of floats that sets up in West Park Bognor and at 8:30pm sets off along Bognor seafront much to the aural and visual delight of all the locals. What a laugh. It was the first time I actually met Tim in the flesh although we've talked for lord knows how long on facebook and on the phone over the years and I found him to be a really personable bloke.  We had the job with various other deejays too of setting up a float on the back of a 23 tonne curtain side rigid truck complete with disco, lights lazors etc. and various banners and dancers. Tim's been a dj for a while now as was obvious by the suitcase loads of plug leads etc. that he carries around with him. I could never work like he does. I have everything hard-wired into cases and ready to go but he sets everything up from scratch, not even connecting hard drives to his laptop until he arrives at the gig. Top marks to him though, he reckons he can set the whole lot up in about 30mins, which is faster than yours truly.

    After what seemed like endless plugging,gaffer taping, climbing and hanging etc. we eventually set up a float and spent the next half hour trying to alter the set up so that the two generators could cope with the huge powerlaod being asked of them! We had to turn off a few old style halogen lighting effects that were drawing 250 watts each and rely on the LED ones which were drawing about 1 watt or something close. Thats progress for you. And they weigh a lot less too.

    Nothing can beat that moment of excitement when you get the first bit of music blasting out of a new/different sound system and everyone cheers.  And nothing can top the disappointment when it all cuts out again as the generators give up...Stick some petrol in Tim! Still, we got it working in the end and I met some interesting charactors, like a guy who used to be an engineer on radio Caroline in the 60's and became a dj who played to thousands at a time when mobile deejaying was in it's heyday. I left them all to it just before they set off but I've actually managed to take some shots and do a bit o filming so go here if you want to see it.

    Have a great bank holiday and I'll see you next week.