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An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an
Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to
make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues
starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes
the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and
thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus
Gentlemen. So my speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go
one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making
an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing
his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he
explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I
was starting my speech by saying: Deer Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go
one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by
making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his
groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well"
he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin
and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying: Deer Ladies
and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."
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