Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Hi all. Just a quick one today. We're moving to Worthing in September as Becky needs to be closer to Brighton and I don't ever want to live in Brighton again as it's...well read my earlier blogs.

    Anyway, I acted all efficiently and tried to get everything cancelled for our moving date: landline, water, council tax etc. Well the council tax cocked up and sent us another bill of roughly the same amount and of the same duration. The water people (we have two here) were great and answered the phone straight away. BT (broadband) want to charge me £70 for the router they replaced becuse the other one was pants and kept failing. Can I send it back? "oh no sir you've soiled it now, we can't take it back". You think that's bad? You ain't heard nothin' yet! Talk Talk are all bloody Talk Talk and no intelligence. They only cut off my land line a month early yesterday and when I discovered this and eventually got through their awful phone menu sytem to one of their droids I also found out that they'd already given my number back to BT and if I wanted to be re-connected I'd have to have another number and wait up to two weeks for an engineeer to come round and do it and incur a £69.00 fee. Try to remember here that I'm running a business and I can't do without internet for two friggin' weeks ignoring the fact that they've just thrown away my business number as well, ie: it's THEIR fault not mine.. After about 2 and a half hours (at 0870 prices!) of getting passed around the system, getting put back to the menu system and getting cut off all by people who had such a strong Punjabi or South African accent that I could bearly understand them, I finally got transfered to the retensions unit,(very clear sounding native Southern England voice), got the fee waived and they said they could put me up the queue for re-conection. I've just got a text this morning saying that and engineer has is coming round on the 23th August (today is 13th - Friday 13th!) and I'm going to tell them to poke it up their corperate arses. I've also just got a survey through the email (as I'm now on 3 mobile internet) and I'll make sure they get the full picture....In a word...I'm dumb struck at their complete lack of compassion and inability to take responsibilty for their own mistake. It's like no one there seems to think they are part of a group that they're supposed to care about the image or performance of. They are in short I think, a group of temporary migraterary working robots who are only thinking of how they can improve the dreadful salary that they doubtless earn from the evidence put before me.

    The moral of this story is: if you're moving, don't do anything until you're safely ensconced within your new pad. And then LET THEM CHASE YOU! They can't do anything to you anymore. You can even cut off their precious direct debit if they get too testy and ask them to send you a clear bill and then if you need to, you can contest it. If they ask you why you left it intil last minute, link them to this blog and all will be clear to the stupid dumb asses!

     

    Have a great weekend. Happy birtday to Katy last night, hello to Wendy (tonight) and Phil and Leslie (tomorrow night)

     

    Ta ta!

     

    Mike

    PS there's no need for a comedy link today. You've had enough in the above haven't you?

  2. Hi all again. Not a bad summer is it? Not too hot. No rain to speak of.. and one of my broken bass bins (now repaired) comes back tomorrow by courier hopefully.That's such a weight off, as I've got some biggies coming up and I need the extra oomph!

    I'm doing lots of gigs right now of either weddings or foreign students. I've had to resort to taking in paper and pen, as the other week a Russian 13 year old asked me for "leeki par-nmm" Eh? 5 times he tried to get the message accross and you've got to remember that I'm standing in a loud environment at the best of times, so it's a delicate balancing act trying to hear them without getting your ear drum shattered from the requestee shouting in it. Turned out it was "Linkin' Park - Numb". What do you mean you've never heard of it? Oh you're a radio 2 listener are you? Well confession time...I do Chris moyles in the morning (only in the biblical sense) and Number 2 there after as it's more random and just brilliant for picking up back catalogue tunes. Refreshingly, You never quite know what you're going to hear. How many stations can you say that about? Not many commercial ones that's for shure.- ooops, that's "shure" the microphone company. I thought that was wrong.

    That reminds me. I must get the arial replaced on our old but gorgeous VW golf. I love her to bit's. She drives like a dream (1.8 CL) but only picks up BBC radio Sussex on the inherited stereo (won't play cd's either) unit. Now there's a radio station! Every tune a thousand years old guaranteed! I'm going out of my mind. We've got an ipod, but with all the DJ business I can never get round to putting any more then the 300 odd songs on it already. Ipod owners will know that this is an obsticle that must be confronted in order not to get bored with your all time favourite songs and literally lose the will to live any more. For without those to fall back on; what is the point of it all?

    Have a great weekend and think of me working my nuts off!

    Enjoy now some classic Benny:here

  3. Hi all again. Well this last weekend I didn't have a booking. I had a request last minute to DJ for someone's wedding for another company but (sorry Erik) Becky and I were 100% focused on getting out surveys for my over 25's disco night out in Chichester which I am determined will happen! Becky stayed in the town centre giving out postcards and I tramped about 5 miles in the searing sun posting them through letterboxes. We played on our talents. Becky's great at her bit and I'm better at the distance thing. We both got a bit sunburned but we got 1500 cards out between us (50% each).

    So far we've got about ten surveys come back so you can see it's a fairly thankless task right now!

    I've got a venue in mind, but everyone's been advising me to go for starting out small. I checked out a smaller venue today but they were not willing to hire it out for a "public party".

    I can almost hear them sniffing as they look down their noses at my email. Never mind. I have the costings on the larger venue now and I know we need to have a lot of punters from the start, so as from this evening I've set up a facebook page to get members to commit to joining.

    Well got to be going out the door right now but if you know anyone over 25 who want's to go out dancing away from the thursdays teenyboppers please send them to my survey page post haste!

    We finished sometime in the afternoon by the way and I have to say it's been a long time since a beer tasted quite that good...

     

    Have a great weekend and I'll catch up soon.

     

    Mike.