Cloud And Sun DJ Services Weekly Blog

Hi And Welcome to my regular blog. I will try and keep it humorous which may mean mildly colourful language at times. I hope you enjoy it and won't be offended. In order to protect the guilty; no Customers will be mentioned by name unless it's complementary and even then I may opt for anonymity. This is only because I wanted to impress you by putting in the word "anonymity."  If I can think of any other slightly more pointless and annoying rules, I will let you know in due course.


 

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  1. Hi everyone. At last we're fully moved in to our new place. Much anticipation over when the broadband router would arrive after the couriers lost it (now we've got two) and when the bookshelves, sofa etc. would get here but now it's all finally delivered and assembled. Becky is thrilled with the place overall and especially the living room and I must say I have started a new love affair with the new sumptuous cream sofa. We wouldn't have gone for that colour but when somethings reduced from £500 to £250 and it's that good, well what can a man do? We originally bought one (new) off of that ebay and when we put it together I was astounded at how thoroughly uncomfortable it was. You didn't so much sink into it, as sit upright on it and gradually slide off. Never mind. It's sitting (no pun intended but I'll take them where I can.) in a church reception now and the'yre thrilled at the donation. It works quite well in that setting, but as a living room sofa? Nada, nine, nyet, negative captain, noooo!

    I did about the 45th wedding this year at Bosham Sailing club on Saturday night and it didn't stop raining for more than 5 minutes all night! unusual weather indeed. Luckily the 5 minutes it stopped for were the 5 minutes that it took me to load the van at the end of the gig. I still got wet though. I was trying to have a fag every hour and a half or so and the back of the the gig is a marquee. Trouble with that is, when you lean out in the rain you get great drops of water falling on your head as there's no gutter on these things. I ended up just going out and standing in the damn rain as I just got less soaked that way. I  must say there are definite advantages to having a shaved head. No one can tell when you've been out in it. You look the bloody same but for a bit of shine. No hair to get messed up and no barbers bills either. Get up in the morning and nothing to do except brush your teeth have a couple of mouthfuls of  berries (cereal makes you fat. - It took me 43 years to learn that!), some double cream (it's ok without the carbs) and off out the door! this really appeals to my male sense of urgency and slight laziness. Of course when the ladies' coming out with me, it's best to settle down into the said comfy sofa and read war and peace whilst you wait for all the preperation that you don't have to do, to be done by the afore mentioned. Most women have some hair and make-up and they have my empathy...even if I do get frustrated and resort to pacing up and down the flat, not quite having enough time to do anything substantial but having a bit too much time to hang about not doing anything substantial.

    Oh by the way, (meanwhile back at the ranch) the bride and groom Sue and paul were caught out by the taxi firm and I ended up giving them a lift home. That's the first time I've had a bride and groom in the passenger seat of the Expert or any other van. I really should have taken a picture, but you don't think of these things at the time do you? Hi to you both if you're reading this. And thanks for the review. 

    Well this is the "dry season" coming up now so I guess we might get to go out a bit our selves on a few weekends. Beckies' dying to see me do some karaoke as I still love to sing when I can, all be it a bit rusty now.  That being said, if you want to book me I'll happily stand her up and do your party instead as, well...Rent has to be paid and all that.

    Thank that sounds cruel? Then you don't know how much this place is to rent! believe me, she understands.


    Until next time, Have a great week and don't work too hard, unless it's really worth it of course!

    Cheers,

    Mike.

  2. Hi. Just a real quicky to say that I'm still here and funking. I won't write much more as I'm still waiting for Opal to get my new broadband router delivered after the couriers lost it already and mobile broadband is so patchy that last week after writing a very long and funny blog, I lost the lot on a "time out".

    We're getting the new flat up and running and waiting on some book shelves and a sofa before we invite anyone round.

    We've already managed to break the glass lenses of the kitchen light fitting and are trying in vain to replace them from Ebay. First Becky breaks one whilst cleaning and then I break one whilst trying to catch a daddy long legs of which she is petrified thanks to her spider phobia. So you see it's all Beckie's fault really. Ok not really.

    I'm trying to decide whether oir not to go to BPM in Birmingham on October 2nd, well 3rd or 4th actually. It's the biggest DJ trade show but the one thing I want to have a look at won't be demo'd due to the noise factor of the situation in a trade fair. ie: Speakers.

    Well better wrap it up now. Pathetically short as this blog is, I don't want to lose this one as well. Have a great weekend and hello to my wedding disco clients this week.

    Mike.

  3. Hi again. Next week we're moving to Worthing and I'm dreading all that lifting and packing. You'd think as a DJ I'd take it all in my stride wouldn't you? But as this will be about the 55th move since I left the home of my Transient military family, I know exactly how much of a sweaty, groany, tiresome business it is. On the upside I'm looking forward to living in a flat where you can walk straight out of the kitchen and into the back yard where there will be a table chairs and parasol waiting for us to sit down and have breakfast, dinner or barbacue etc. Also having a living room with a fireplace (just for the look only) and parking space for the vehicles at Cloud And Sun Towers that doesn't come with overhanging trees and accompanying perpetual bird shit and tree debris to wash off. Yes the car and van will actually stay shiny! You should see them now after a storm has hit. They look like I've just driven them through a commercial compost heap. I spend my life wondering whether one day a very over grown tree will introduce itself into our bedroom one windy night, but all that's over now. I love trees by the way, but not the fast growing kind on a bit of no-mans-land. They've even blocked out terrestrial TV since I moved here. At 60' high they show no signs of either slowing down or meeting a tree surgeon any time soon.

    I had a cancellation last Saturday night. The bride and groom split up six months earlier and the "groom no more" who's job it was to tell me, didn't bother. Never mind. Becky and I decided to make the most of my complete weekend off as it's such a rarity. We ended up going out for lunch and then dinner. A bit decadent I know, but as I've mentioned on facebook, not enough it seems. On the way to Chichester for dinner I got pulled over by the long arm of the law and fined for not wearing a seat belt. By Christ that was an expensive day. I know we're all supposed to wear them but as an ex truck driver I still have to remember every time I get in to do so. (there aren't any seatbelts in lorries or haven't been until recently.) None of this made the young motorbike plod any more sympathetic. The sprogs are always the most keen to dish out paperwork. Give it a few more years and he'll try and avoid it wherever possible. This is beside the point I'm trying to make though. I've been a professional driver for around 25 years now.Yes I'm still doing it in the week. I drive special needs folk to and from a day centre when I'm not deejaying.  I've had prangs and clips and even two head on crashes before now and not once have I needed a seat belt. I'm not saying we should stop wearing them, I'm just saying that how is it just to punish someone for not ensuring that they might avoid accidently killing themselves? I don't get it. Surely if I want to kill myself I am free to do so? And how is not wearing a seatbelt going to kill someone else? When you've crashed, you've...well, crashed. You might be dead, but it doesn't kill the other guy or the passengers does it? Which brings me to the other official obsession. "speed kills". No it doesn't! If speed killed, then we wouldn't have any racing drivers left would we? You want to know what really kills? It's nothing to do with seatbelts or speed. It's ta ta ta ta ta ta taaah..... Inabilty or inattention. If you're a boy racer and you can't take that corner at the right speed, that's inabilty mate. Don't try to run before you can walk. And while you're at it, drive your own car and stop nicking ours. If you're on anti deppressants or alchohol or spliff, or you've just had a falling out with a friend or relative, or you're just plain knackered. That's inattention. Oh and before you mention other road users and the stupid things they might do.. If you have your attention on the job, you can compensate with defensive driving can't you?

    We live in such a punitive society don't we? Nobody except the wonderful emergency services (the irony) are acknowledged for their hard won skills and experience. What's that saying? If you've done something for five years you're an expert. If you've done it for ten years you're a doctor. If you've done it for twenty years, you're a professor. As I said before. I've been professional for 25 years. Surely my opinion counts for something? I reckon they should leave us alone and if they insist on pulling us over, I have ears and a brain. I don't need a whopping £60 bill to remind me to obey (or else) the arbitrary law of the realm in future outings. Oh by the way, I talked about some of my point with the young whipper-snapper who pulled me over. One of the things he said was that "on the down side, I've known people die in their cars when the car caught fire and they couldn't remove their seatbelt in time."  Discuss.

    Have a great weekend and remember to belt up or you might be sending that painful envelope off to Edward Street in Brighton. Think on...